story story story!!!!!!

im backkkkkkkk!! whew...... 5 days na wlang blog!!?? wow.... ahihihihih

well anyways eto nanaman ako... hmmmm?? isip isip!!! ano nga ba nangyari sakin past 5 days ago.....???

naalala ko na!!! ganto yun eh:

PARENTAL GUIDANCE.....
PG 18

cast of characters:
PAUL - cute(owssss), kind, adik sa cf, loving
MADAM - my boss wife, egyptian, wall-eyed, pregnant, bad breath (nalaman ko after the
ARBAB - babaero(sobra), asawa nung madam, kalbo, maliit, mahambog (sobra) pacute sa chicks
incident) may kaya sa buhay, kilala ang pamilya.... maimpluwensya......
setting: cafeteria
time: past 2 pm yata

ACTION!!!!!

PAUL: (sleepy, having chat over cf) zzzzzzzzzzzzz.... click click click.... zzzzzzzzzz......

suddenly the door opened

PAUL: hello madam, how are you?? what can i do for you??
MADA: hi paul..... how are you??..... can you stand in front of me please (sad low voice)

naglakad ako papunta sa harap nang madam ko... blangko isip kasi inaantok pa ako.....
iniisip ko din kung ano ipapagawa................... nang biglang............

MADAM: paul do you know _ _ _ _? (in a kindda mad voice... almost shouting)
PAUL: about to open my mouth to answere the question.... YES pa naman sagot ko.... whew
MADAM: i know you know _ _ _ _!!!! (hala galit na)
PAUL: ..........!!.................................!!........................... (tulala)
MADAM: (shouting na) you dont know me... you dont know my family.... and you dont know
what i can do to you!!!!!
MADAM: stop transporting information of me, your arbab, and my children to _ _ _ _!!!!
MADAM: do you know me paul??!!! if i found out that you transport anything about me.....!!!!!
(hala sumisigaw na tinatakot pa ako..........)
MADAM: I can punish you....... you dont know what can i do..... you dont know me!!!
PAUL: (tulala walang masabi.... di ko alam sinasabi niya..... wala ako alam..... bakit ba ako
sinisigawan??)
MADAM: (malakas na ang sigaw grabe!!!) i can punish you!!!!!................. blah blah blah!!!!
MADAM: blah blah blah i can punish you......(habang pa labas nang pinto nang cafeteria)
MADAM: ( nasalabas na) you dont know me!!!! i can punsish you!!!!!!
PAUL: (tulala padin..... walang naalala kungdi ung PUNISH, YOU DONT KNOW ME, at shet
bad breath pala un..... ewwwwwwwwww)

naupo sandali inisip ang mga nang yari .........

PAUL: hala ano ba nagawa ko.... tang..... bakit nadamay ako?? hmmmmm ano nga ba???
kagagawan nanaman to ni amo...... tanginang yan......... hala bakit ako pinagbabantaan
ako nun..... tsk tsk tsk....... sobra na to ah!!!!!

NARRATOR: ano ba ang nagawa ni paul? bakit siya sinugod nang madam niya??.... saan
patutungo ang gulong to??.... ano ang kinalaman nang transportation sa buhay nila
madam? sino si _ _ _ _?? abangan bukas ang mas nakagigilalas na mga pangyayari
dito sa " MADAM IS MY NAME!!!! PUNISH IS MY GAME!!!!"

abangan bukas!!!!!!!!!!!